i haven't slept in three years and this is the result



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dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?



premas:

HER FUCKING VOICE GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME



A selection of alternate names if Scotland declares independence: 

buckkybbarnes:

  • Okay Britain
  • Meh Britain
  • Just-Alright Britain
  • I-Went-There-Once-And-It-Was-Nothing-To-Write-Home-About Britain
  • I-Don’t-Know-If-It’s-Worth-Going-Back-To-Be-Honest Britain
  • Vague-Hand-Gesture-And-Squinty-Eye Britain
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http://schmergo.tumblr.com/post/97776664986/the-worst-thing-about-the-potential-for-scottish 

schmergo:

The worst thing about the potential for Scottish independence from the UK would be the effect on Hogwarts. Will they still accept students from England, Wales, and Northern Ireland, and if so, will these ‘international students’ have to pay extra tuition? Will Hogwarts alumni be more likely to…

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merrvpippins:

finally the day has come to post this

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real



urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?





joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?