Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed
if you put an e on the end of clitoris it’s like an obscure yet pretty name
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!
we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic
This girl at the restaurant just asked me if I’m Asian on Tumblr and I said no I was born naturally an Asian and walked away and she looked so confused