alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too
My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
This is the same man.
I think about this a lot.