i haven't slept in three years and this is the result



© SALVATOREH

shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed



bussykiller:

firelorcl:

if you put an e on the end of clitoris it’s like an obscure yet pretty name

clitorise
image



proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?



emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!



monsterkin:

you son of a mumford





asian:

This girl at the restaurant just asked me if I’m Asian on Tumblr and I said no I was born naturally an Asian and walked away and she looked so confused



kingjaffejoffer:

This happens in 2014

kingjaffejoffer:

This happens in 2014



catsamazing:

Evolution

catsamazing:

Evolution



marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY